June 2011
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May 2011
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I was watching The Bachelorette yesterday (no comment) and I was just remembering how we followed it (and Wipeout) all last summer together.
I miss making fun of everybody with him and laughing at all the stupid things the contestants would do. I miss dissecting the episodes afterwards for hours and debating about who Ali would choose (she chose Roberto. He claimed he knew it from the...
My game plan for tonight was to go to bed early because I have a long 4-day weekend ahead of me. Well that plan obviously did not work out.
I am so tired. Not sleepy though. Just damn tired. It’s probably all of the mental stimulation that the internet provides (or the bright light that is my screen).
I thought I would be cool and be Cato the Younger but I’m totally representing Germany. Ugh. Now I have to research Germany and it’s alliances and GDP
Well. It was acutely embarrassing to dance to and lip sync “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley. But I think I sold it well enough and I officially have a chance at winning now.
YEEE
There’s this girl at my school for whom, literally, formal events are a sport (it’s prom season right now!)
Here’s a semi-comprehensive (it only includes formal dances) list:
Los Al Prom ‘08
Sage Hill Prom ‘09
Costa Mesa Prom ‘10
Fountain Valley Homecoming ‘10
Damien High Homecoming ‘10
Kennedy Winter Formal ‘10
Los Al Winter Formal ‘10
Mater Dei Prom ‘10
Los Al Winter Formal ‘11
Los Al...
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The more awkward the conversation gets, the sillier I become (if only to dispel the awkwardness by giving everyone something to laugh at).
Elvis is so fucking rugged.
He’s not my type unfortunately, but he deserves a commendation.
We all know I go for skinny or normally-proportioned men (I put in normally-proportioned because SJ isn’t skinny but HF and even ____ are). Except HF was on water polo so, you know, he deserves commendation too.
Oh and for those of you who don’t know SJ and HF don’t actually stand...
After the pedophile sentence in my annotated bibliography the phrase “frank sexuality” has got to be the purest thing I’ve ever written in a school-related report.
Oh and possible saying that humanity’s cause was dominion over the universe was kind of controversial too.
Beautiful memories with a sunny lens of happiness where everything is draped in a “cheerful square” of light and smiles are perfected and a meeting of the eyes and a melding of the heart are drawn out far past their expiration dates.
Ew. I hate myself. I hate writing things about love and things that seem like it. They disgust me —> I disgust myself —> Just disgust all around —> Ew....
Post-AP projects are bullshit. WHAT THE FUCK.
I cannot find it in myself to care anymore about anything except being completely and totally lazy and having fun.
It’s officially dead. Paella night= disappointing.
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And this is why I wanted to go on chatroulette with the Germans (well mainly Pascal because I think his reaction would be HILARIOUS).
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so i'm still quite hungover from last night
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and i’m sitting here eating subway and stalking people on facebook. i was looking in a photo album and saw someone so ugly had i started gagging and almost threw up. fuck
Social Life
Wednesday: AP Physics with James from 5 to whenever we finish. And then I’ll stay at Starbucks to study for pre-calc with Terresa and Garret. And then I’ll go home at like 10 and sleep.
Thursday: 4-7 Paella night for SHS and we all know that I’m going for one two things (food and a person). And then studying for pre-calc with someone (tentative as of now).
Friday: TGIF.
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In the contest of “who do you like more” I would win. The thing is though is that I always win contests for losers.
*”you” referring to this one guy whom a lot of girls are obsessed with except me
I hate being in trouble because I get bored so easily DAMN IT.
No. I really just miss something that I never had.
School Day (NPH edition)
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Getting ready in the morning:
Arrive in style:
Find your best friend
See the person you like:
They look at you:
Getting called on in class:
Lunch time:
Hear kids talking shit about you:
Teacher threatens to call home:
Time to go home:
Tumblin’ all night long:
I hate facebook so much because there’s like a social code that I have to follow. Like I have to reply to someone’s comment and such because otherwise they’ll think I’m ignoring them and vice-versa. FUCKK.
“I searched ‘peanut butter’ and got a ton of porn hits”
– Haley, on the prevalence of porn on Tumblr
I can out eat you
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Reblog if you read that wrong.
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People act differently around other people. It makes me feel special when you treat me nicely.
When I was born, I was given the choice: a big...
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I don’t remember what I chose.
I’m feeling relatively happy right now. Somewhat optimistic and a touch sad and MAJORLY stressed but it’s ok. I think I’ve found my equilibrium. Memories make me happy and the future makes me sad. I’m such a pessimist.
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Mary: You're pretty.
Me: Mehh. When people tell me that I feel self-conscious.
Brian: I think you're androgynous. Does that make you feel better?
Is it sad that
I looked at the schedule and saw that he and I have alternating days of taking AP’s for the next two weeks and I won’t see him until thursday?
I like listening to the CD I made for Ryan not only because it’s a compilation of some of the best songs out there but because it’s comforting to know that he might be listening to the same thing.
