There was once a man from Nantucket Who had to pee in a bucket So he lifted his leg And sat on a keg Then yelled to the passerby “Suck it!”
Crappy Love Poem Take 1
Taking up space in an already crowded room When you walk in all of the librarians in my mind Look up and clear out And they’ve been gone for a while and I have Eyes for no one else. I always exhale your name in quick sighs That seem to have not been spoken But they were and sometimes when I look over And you just look up at me and smile I have to tell myself not to Jump or Cry or...
Day #6: The person you like and why you like them
God I hope he never reads this. I know he knows my tumblr. But hopefully he doesn’t actually look at it on a regular basis. Anyways. Uhhh. No names of course. And why do I like him? Here’s a list! I like him because he’s funny and nice and genuinely cares about people. I like him because he laughs at my jokes and because I laugh at his. I like him because he is incredibly...
Last Minute Changes
My choices for research are as follows: 1. Biological sciences 2. philosophy 3. physchology My reasons for the 1st constitute 3 lines. My reasons for the second…. My interest in philosophy stems from my own struggles with the pointlessness of life and frivolity of the society I live in, e.g. social climbing. Existentialism and nihilism have been hugely influential on my actions and I...
I already passed 666. This is as good as it gets. So here’s something to commemorate this day: Kicking balls Is what I do when I play soccer. Kicking butts Is what I do when I walk along the smoker’s alley. Kicking nuts Is what I do when I’m shuffling along the aisle at a baseball game. I AM SO FUCKING BORED SOMEONE SAVE ME.
JEWS ARE SO MY TYPE
OMG SO MANY OF THEM ARE SO HOT Joseph Gordon-Levitt Andrew Garfield Jesse Eisenberg C—— M——- R——
I LOVE ———————————————- Haha jk. This is a public blog.
Submerged in feelings She slumped down Keeling over like A felled tree Cut down by memories.
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It’s right around now when I start thinking of romance. fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: This post has been featured on The Best of Tumblr Blog - Found on the blog of http://lovingfromadistance.tumblr.com To hold someone’s hand is to offer them affection, protection or comfort. Holding hands remains a sign of intimacy between friends and lovers, couples and…
GOOD GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE I TALKED ABOUT SAW THIS...
GOOD GOD GOOD GOD GOOD GOD (I say that to replace cuss words).
I have an empty bottle beside me And two empty pizza boxes stacked haphazardly On the table. They are relics from another time.
It's Friday I'm supposed to be doing shit.
But I’m not. Mehhhh. I’m doing homework instead.
Another Love Poem
I see the sun in your eyes It’s too bright And I have to shield my own Because I’m too used to darkness. I feel warmth in your hands And it makes me wonder How strong a heart You must have to radiate so much heat But then I remember That it’s because my own hands are cold Like dead fish. When you smile I want to smile in return But I know that I don’t look happy when I smile I look...
Cold beams of strength wind their way up my legs Holding me in their steely grip I can remember nothing else Except conviction
It just occured to me that if I searched #personal...
WHAT A WEIRD THOUGHT
I have got to stop drunkenly laughing at...
Literally and figuratively.
That moment when someone jokes about something...
I think I’m angry at the world but actually I’m angry at myself. Angry at my own stupidity angry because I’m human. I’m angry therefore I’m human or I’m human therefore I’m angry? Whatever it is you know that feeling when your heart overflows with joy and happiness and love because of the actions of others and you just feel so happy to be alive? well, fuck...
Dang girl How you doinnnnng. Hot stuff. You’ve got 10 LIFE tiles In my book.
“I don’t quite know if my friend meant it so, but this poem is appropriate for being dedicated to a certain James Douglas Morrison.” Although I do like The Doors. No, I didn’t dedicate it to him sadly.
Alexis With the straight hair That hides her face And pleasing smile. Don’t hide your soul Because you’re one of the best And the world Cannot afford a little less Of your presence.
I went to Yogurtland with James today after we...
That made my day.
I get it.
I get it. You’re so cool. Look at you “living everyday as if it were your last.” At least I live mine as if it weren’t.
It's like Tourrete's Syndrome but with guys.
Jenny. Words Are Inadequate To express Everything I want to say. So I suppose I’ll have to settle For saying You deserve the world. (For a poem of your own just request one in my ask box)
To Mary, an ode
Marry! What have we here? A girl, seemingly quiet And innocent And sweet. But she’s not just that She also radiates power And intelligence And an inner strength. Mary, you don’t know. But we all love you Not just because you’re pretty But because you’re kind And you mean it when you say “I think you’re amazing.” And that, That is a very rare...
They will know your name All of them All of those who don’t remember you Who pass you by Because of preconceived notions All of those who think they know you But really don’t. They will learn. It will dawn on them That you are a force to be reckoned with A storm to be stirred up. Whispers will travel with quick and quiet fury When you walk down the hall. And people will...
You. You can dominate a room Just by walking in. You aren’t a half You are a whole You can rule the world. I can read the Tremors in the ground. And they whisper of the future. I’m so glad That we are friends. It’s as if I’m amazing by association. Gracias mucho para ser una bien amiga.